gnuru.php 1.3 KB
<?php

	class gnuru
	{
		private $wisdom;

		function gnuru ()
		{
			$this->wisdom = array (
				array ('title'  => _('We are all the same!'),
				       'text'   => explode ('\n', _('Please remember people,\nNo matter who you are\nAnd what you do to live, thrive and survive,\nThere are still some thing that make us all the same!\nYou, me, them, everybody everybody!')),
				       'source' => _('Everybody Needs Somebody to Love, Disk 1 Track 2, Blues Brother Soundtrack')),
				array ('title'  => _('Live Now!'),
				       'text'   => explode ('\n', _('Past is just an illusion composed of our memories and future is just another illusion composed of our wishes and desires.\nPresent is endless in it\'s possibilities.\nSo don\'t cry about missed chances in the past and don\'t dream fruitless dreams of a better future.\nLive and act now to become content and lucky.')),
				       'source' => _('The Gnuru himself')),
				array ('title'  => _('Watch Your Feet!'),
				       'text'   => explode ('\n',	_('It\'s a dangerous business, going out of the door.\nYou step into the road, and if you don\'t keep your feet\nthere is no knowing where you might be swept off to.')),
				       'source' => _('Bilbo Baggins, The Lord of the Rings, Chapter 3')));
		}

		function getWisdom ()
		{
			return $this->wisdom;
		}
	}

?>